we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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