Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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