So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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