all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it was like eating out sand paper
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
