K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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