so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
