Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He better not be in your backpack
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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