We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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