Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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