i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
