your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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