Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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