it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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