Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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