he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
