ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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