Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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