just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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