Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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