Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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