all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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