K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She even gives head with a lisp.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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