I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The air was thick with penises
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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