Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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