the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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