Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
