People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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