Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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