the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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