If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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