ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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