these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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