can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
