If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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