Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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