"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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