i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
