remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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