Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do vagina's smell?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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