This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Randomize
