ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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