Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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