no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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