Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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