Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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