I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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