Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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