he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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