i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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