sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I came so hard my ears popped.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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